Hello hello.

Like the title says, I'm not a wet-behind-the-ears kid who wants to play Army. More of a slightly older/bigger kid who wants to play Army...

Anyway, I've been playing AS since July. I already have by own AEG (ICS AK74M - a wonderful gun) and with the next paycheck will be getting a nice USP/P8 as a side arm. I've become fully engulfed by this addictive sport, annoying friends and significant others alike with my AARs of weekend games and future plans. Especially my ol' gal, whos a bit concerned with me spending more money on this hobby than her.
But she doesn’t' come fully automatic...
Moving on, I've been a very large firearms enthusiast (read: gun nut) for quite a long time.

I am currently Active Duty USAF, stationed at Tinker AFB in sunny (a little too much) Oklahoma. I’m originally from Dayton, Ohio, and I’m really upset to only learn NOW of the very large AS following in my home state (why the hell couldn’t you guys contact me earlier?!)

I love to joke around and make (what I think) are witty comments, usually getting negative feedback from my peers or a “You’re cute when you’re stupid” comment from my girlfriend (read: master).
Also, I like long walks on the beach, discussing good books, and repeating overused clichés

I earned my callsign because of my love for the Teutonic. From Rammstein to beer to BMWs to Flecktarn to HK, and all the other wunderbar things to hail from the Fatherland.
Also I’m German by decent, but who isn’t?

So, to some it all up:
Hi!