Okay then, I'm not sure if this should go in safety, or funny stuff, but here u go....

Me and my friends always meet at one of our friends house when we airsoft. She lives on about, 2 acres, some lawn, a 2 story barn shaped shed (windows in top, nice sniping point) and a lot of woodland, with a creek runing through the back, marking the border

We've been playing there for some time now, and it's gotten to the point, where we could do night games blindfolded, because we played there so much (nearly every other day in summer, weekends during school) So one day, our friends parents are gone, untill 5:30, it's about 1:00, she doesn't have key's to the house, and it's all locked up. So I help up our buddy tom, he climbs on the roof to the 2nd story balcony, gets in, and unlocks the door for us.

We sit around for an hour playing guitar hero, raiding the frigde, and other stuff, then tom speaks up "guys, what r we doing, we should be airsofting in here" So we go into the basement, turn on some deathmetal as loud as it will go, and play a game or two, it's about 3:30, I suggest that we do a hostage game, CT coming down the stairs, and Terrorists already down here. So with the music blaring, the counter terrorist's upstairs getting ready, me and my team get into the cornor bathroom (our starting point)

Then one of the terrorist's comes downstairs, leaps on the CD player and rips it out of the wall "GET OUT, HER PARENTS R HOME!!!!" yep, u heard it, and only one way up, the stairs that go by the front door. We packed up everything in 3 seconds, and were gone. I looked at her dad once face to face when I went upstairs, he grabed a springer pistol, and it hit the wall by another friends head as he ran out, we all scramed

okay, u thought it was bad, well.... this friend, her parents own a resturant. I work there bussing tables (shity pay) and she put in a "good word" for me when I applied..... so I was caught breaking into my bosses house to shoot the place up

Her mom, started calling all the parents to tell them what happened, half of them were grounded.... She didn't know my phone #, so had to go to the resturant, to look at my W2 or something to get it, She called my house, the machine answered, my dad went to grab the phone ,and answered just has her mom hung up

I lent out my shotgun (UTG) and tom, being a dumbass, tried hiding it in her room before he ran out, didn't work, her dad found it during his tantrum, and almost broke it.

My friend, she gave up her ipod to save my shotgun, and her stereo to save my job.... I told her "next time, save the stereo"

NEVER DO THIS AT HOME KIDS - wow, that phrase has meaning to me finnaly

Most definitely moved to Stupid Questions forum.

Most definitely moved to Dumb Questions forum.