[CMP.] 11:31 pm: why do you have mod acces Gatorlangman ?
     [Gatorlangman] 11:31 pm: oh I hacked it
     [Gatorlangman] 11:31 pm: just a hobby of mine
[ah dinosaur!] 11:31 pm: it really is the defining character
     [Gatorlangman] 11:31 pm: oh I hacked it"
[CMP.] 11:31 pm: why is he not banned?
     [Gatorlangman] 11:32 pm: its okay
[CMP.] 11:32 pm: ok

I hope you didn't have to be there, but oh well yo probably did

Hi my name is Phoenix and I APPROVE! of this Global announcement!



PS: Chat is way to fun...

lol,

yeah that was fun when I tested the security of the chat for admin.

/me loves the chat room!!



Wait that doesn't work here......

ASF chat FTW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

haha yeah I tried chat first time today, it was fun.

ps the M4 is not an SMG rws. :)

The chat room is one of the best parts here. Some of the best things ever can happen in there.

L

And sometimes I think us veterans and regulars are starting to slowly lose our minds in there...

I had to sig something cryozen said in the chat...he said...well nvm, you can look on your own.
while your browsing my sig, check out my sale =]

Im still not so sure what you find so amusing in that statment.

Yes, neither do I.

THIS!

Ha ha, you had to be there to see that...

1,000^th post! Ya I r 1337 nao!

This post has been edited by Lizzard: Aug 25 2008, 04:20 PM

I agree, and this proves it...




It scared me...


SS3

This is officially the place to post hilarious chat conversations, like so:



And here's some more...



And another talking about the previous one that branched off into more than I put on here...


This post has been edited by Lizzard: Aug 25 2008, 04:09 PM

The chat is halarious when you walk in on a convo like this...

Oh man, one half hoped someone would post that, the other half didnt . . .

This post has been edited by Cryozen: Aug 25 2008, 04:03 PM

I declare shenanigans.

I love how most of these discussions revolve around me...


SS3

This post has been edited by sicksniper3: Aug 25 2008, 04:03 PM

I don't..

there were no good quotes of me.

I'm sorry that you aren't as cool as me.

Seriously though you aren't really in there enough for there to be any.


SS3

Yeah, King, you go in there and you're like
"[King]: Hey
King is bored.
[Lobby] King has left."

True, but it's more like...

[Lobby] King has entered.
[Mp5Ben]: Hey King!
[King]: Boom de ah dah!
(several minutes lapse with no action whatsoever except my attempts to make conversation)
King is bored.
[Lobby] King has left.

I go in there a lot...but I guess you guys don't come when the cool people are chatting.

lol Im never in them either, but im kinda glad becuase it would be embarasing
What happens in the chat, stays in the chat.......

You went in like five times while we were in there, and left within minutes of each time.

Um obviously not...


SS3

What? I was in there like once at 3:15 and once at 1:45..

Besides, I am always getting kicked off my computer and going downstairs.

This post has been edited by King Five: Aug 25 2008, 05:13 PM

Well you know I tend to exaggerate... but even so, you were still in there during all of this.

I think King doesn't find it funny so he left.

Lizzard we NEED you in the chat right now.


SS3

Man make me want to take leave again to catch all the action im missing.

Well I think I missed it... what did I miss?

currently chat is anarchy with riots in the streets and strippers pole dancing the subways....and whats up with me not being in any of those qoutes? not cool...and I didnt save it but we had a VERY interesting discussion about Jessica Alba the other day....although half of it would have to be censored



JOIN US!

I think you're not in the quotes because.... you either weren't there, or you didn't say much. But yeah, last night chat went a little out of control, I think we need the chat mods back soon...

Tell me about it, there was 5 of me online at some point, that 1sauber1 and his clone army . . . .

Then I brought in Lizzard 2.0, then another (space)Lizzard came in and started dropping the N bomb...

Cryzone, lol. Well actually it's not funny. Sorry. lol.

Cryzone is actually not one of those he mentioned. They were like Cryozen., .Cryozen, and Cryozen 1.

well....cryzone really is cryozen but the others werent....like lizzard *cough*

YES!!! I was mentioned!! and its just fun when cryozen and superhobo got in a HUGE fight about bigfoot and the chupacraba.

That was my point. And no, I'm not Cryozen1, .Cryozen, or Cryozen. *COUGH* Sauber *COUGH*


Yeah, well you missed the epic ninjas vs. vikings battle, me and Gator vs. Cryozen and soldierbane (mostly Cryo, though).

Haha. I was a bystander during that battle. You filled up probably 20 text spaces.

More, probably.

standard imposter situation (two of rws in this case)

Aw, you shoulda put the whole thing in...

The chat was getting boring around here

[Elec] 11:17 pm: what?
[Gatorlangman] 11:17 pm: http://i64.photobucket.com/alb ums/h168/davidvaini/Airsof
t/Panzerschrek/good2.jpg?t=1220239044
[superhobo] 11:17 pm: Ok so it was me and a few others(I think bronco lizzard, and a
few others)
[Gatorlangman] 11:17 pm: remove the space between the b and the u in albums
[superhobo] 11:18 pm: and we were talkign abotu geer for liek 5 hours, n there were all
these Newbies on the side
[superhobo] 11:18 pm: Then ones all like "stop talkign about geer, we shoudl talk abotu
GUNS!"
[xpxdoo] 11:18 pm: aww
[Elec] 11:18 pm: lol
[xpxdoo] 11:18 pm: I was expecting a 4 foot shield
[Elec] 11:18 pm: did you slap him?
[superhobo] 11:18 pm: and someone's all like "sTFU Newbie, crawl back into your damn
Newbie cave"
[superhobo] 11:18 pm: then him and a b***h of others left the chat


So I suggested this and it turned into something amazing

Elec] 11:21 pm: ok lets brainstorm topics for disscussion
[Elec] 11:21 pm: rainbows?
[Elec] 11:21 pm: unicorns?
[superhobo] 11:21 pm: lol I got like 4 friend requests from pedos yesterdays on
myspaces
[Thelionheart777] 11:21 pm: hot chicks
[xpxdoo] 11:21 pm: special permit to play at airsoft fields
[Elec] 11:21 pm: hanna montana?
[Thelionheart777] 11:21 pm: no
[superhobo] 11:21 pm: D00d
[superhobo] 11:22 pm: hannah monata is hot
[superhobo] 11:22 pm: so hot
[Elec] 11:22 pm: she is like 16
[xpxdoo] 11:22 pm: lol
[Thelionheart777] 11:22 pm: not with all the make up
[superhobo] 11:22 pm: Dude she is hot
[Elec] 11:22 pm: superhobo had ahell of a time when those shower pics came out
[xpxdoo] 11:22 pm: jessica alba
[superhobo] 11:22 pm: YES
[superhobo] 11:22 pm: Megan Fox
[Elec] 11:22 pm: thats where it is at
[xpxdoo] 11:22 pm: yes
[Gatorlangman] 11:22 pm: wait
[Gatorlangman] 11:23 pm: xpxdoo
[Gatorlangman] 11:23 pm: you didnt see my full panzerschrek?
[xpxdoo] 11:23 pm: jessica alba and megan fox lesbo scene

Started by yours truly!

I'm just a huge Jessica fan.

man...I saw the START of those but I left soon afterwards....anyways....I thin kwe should arrange a daily time to get on....for maximum epic chat battles

5 PM, tomorow, the topic?

Who'd win in a fight, Rosie O'Donnel, or Oprah Winfrey...

Be there or be square...

lolz ummm how do you guys get the chat log or something?

Count me in. 5 p.m. eastern? 4 central, and 2 p.m. for that other time zone?

You click the button that says "save."

I got one word for Cryozen.



NINJAS.

that is all

Ah, but it is not all. For what happened in that picture, I will describe below....

So the ninjas were having a super stealthy ninja picnick (complete with invisible food and tables). Then, they had a ketchup fight. After the fun was over, they heard the lumbering unstealthy vikings coming, and played dead. When the two vikings got there, they got the idea to take a picture, and make it look like they killed them all. After the picture, the ninjas sprang up in a super sneak attack ambush (notice the two in the back who are standing), and the vikings were tied up and used as pinatas, and when candy was not delivered, they were killed.

clearly you don't know what you are talking about.

Ninjas are having a picnic, they decide to have a ketchup fight. vikings are like 'lol look at the Newbies' so the ninjas squirt the viking hold the camera, the vikings quickly retaliate with boistrus yelling and wild swinging of axes. all but two of the ninjas were killed and the vikings spared two so they could run back to ninjaville and tell the others what happened, but they lied to King Ninja and told him the story you heard because thats the story that was spread.

I think someone lied to you, I was there using my active camo (courtesy of the ninjas). I have it on camera.

pics or your a liar

Ok I'll get on it. I'll be using still shots from my HD video camera to tell the story.

don't bother, Im the one holding the axe.

I AM FRYNJIR THE NINJA SLAYER

I call your bluff. And it's spelled "you're," you nooblet!

HAHAHA HARHARHAR.....you guys are stupid....we all know that ppl with guns are better than all the others


NINJAS > PIRATES > VIKINGS

vikings are generaly wierd ppl with no skills whatsoever...hence the random swinging of the axes...no skill required
what is this McDonalds? Anywho....ninjas are pure skill...no firthere explanation required...and pirates would be the best if they had both eyes and both legs and didnt drink as much because they have guns.....


OVERALL......I win

Lizzard, you have no pictures therefore everyone have no choice but to believe me

Baker, don't even get me started. besides, who says vikings had no skill in fighting? I would assume they had as much if not more then a pirate in hand to hand fighting

EDIT- Nevermind, I will start and finish this. The arguement wasnt who would win in a fight, but who was more badass (which is a very opinionated decision.) I think that vikingshave degrees in badassery. I break it up like this.

Vikings
You are drinking at your local mead hall, laughter, yelling and drinking abound. Then some guy stands on the table and yells "Im going raiding! WHOSE WITH ME!?" Many lift their mugs and weapons in the air in agreement. So you run home and throw on your furs and armor, and grab your weapons then head off to the longships! You spend days at sea, fighting the ocean, struggling through storms! and after all has settled you see in the distance a coast line, quickly you row to shore and see the defenders ready. you jump off of the boat shield raised! varius projectiles whiz bye and you storm up the beach! You reach the villagers armed with little more then farm tools and hack a path through them, when the last defender falls you salt their fields, burn their houses and dump bodies in their well. Then you drag what loot, treasure and slaves you can back to your ships! you then sail your way back and party until the next raid.

Ninjas
After days of years of training you finally get an assignment, you pack your meals, tools and weapons and set out across the country side. you reach the destination, a castle belonging to a local lord that has grown corrupt, you wait untill night and you sneak past the guards by scaling the wall. you look inside a room that left the window open, its empty. you jump in and the bamboo reed mats wake the others with a snap, the residents of the neighboring room rush in and fail to see anything because you jumped into the rafters. continueing along the rafters you eventually reach the lord's bedroom. He is asleep, so you quickly end his life with a blade. You look out the window and dive into the moat a few stories below, you then rush away before you are discovered. When you return you return to your strict training regime untill you are needed again.

Now everyone make their final decision and be quiet. haha

This post has been edited by Cryozen: Sep 2 2008, 03:33 PM

Ninjas are still more badass there. Vikings are more violent and savage, I"ll admit, and they have their own type of badass. The two types of badass arn't really compareable. Anyways, I'll have the pictures soon. In the meantime, maybe we should forge a ninja-viking alliance? Together, they are unstoppable!

And Baker, pirate guns suck, and modern ninjas get guns, and if they don't have them, they'd still destroy you even if you had one and they didn't.

well if the pirates werent always drunk theyd make better guns and kick your ....besides....pirates and vikings are remnants of the past....ninjas however...are here to stay...and just...throwin this out there...

SAMURAI

They wouldn't make better guns, there already are... Of course, there are modern pirates, though they are different from the traditional pirate idea. Modern ninja already get better guns, though, and samurai are long a thing of the past, and ninja > samurai.

yeah ninjas are better than samurai but samurai still kick

And so, the Ninja-Viking alliance of the year 2008 was signed, finally there can be peace in the war torn battlefields of Scandanavian Japan

That is sig worthy.


SS3

Well, I try, lol

Lizzard, you just don't give up do you? Vikings are more BA but ninjas would be victorious in a fight.

dude


they signed an alliance...the war is over...but pirates still attempt to attack

The key word being 'attempt'. Due to the war, the vikings and ninjas built massive fortresses, no mere pirate would dare attack the frost fortress of "Mjolurfjordniherrison" or the ninja castle of 'Domosuchisan Haramoshitoyo' attacking Scandaniviapan is suicide to say the least.

This post has been edited by Cryozen: Sep 3 2008, 05:41 PM

No, I automatically win in these kinds of arguements. But ninjas are more BA in their own ways, and so are vikings. Like I said, you can't compare the two categories of BA.

Cryo, I think I may sig that thing you said...

You think Einstein walked around thinkin everyone else was an idiot?

Now you know why he built the atom bomb.

please do, lol

My thread owns cryozens

[electioneer] 9:53 pm: math problem
[electioneer] 9:53 pm: what is 74-26?
[electioneer] 9:53 pm: the number of more posts I have on my thread than cryozen has on his!!!
[electioneer] 9:54 pm: wow im on page two already?!
[Szat] 9:54 pm: Appa.
[WCA Baker] 9:54 pm: idk
[Appa] 9:54 pm: What is szat?
[Szat] 9:54 pm: Hurray! :]
[electioneer] 9:54 pm: oh cryozen is only on the first oage
[Szat] 9:54 pm: Baker.. Is this different enough or..?
[electioneer] 9:54 pm: how cute...
[Cryzone] 9:54 pm: you elec
[electioneer] 9:55 pm: LOL!
[Appa] 9:55 pm: =OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
[Appa] 9:55 pm: LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNNNNGGGGGGGGGGGGUUUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGEEEEEEEEE
EEEE
[electioneer] 9:55 pm: sure but can we go out to dinner first?
[Cryzone] 9:55 pm: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries
[Cryzone] 9:55 pm: ok, but we are getting Italian
[Cryzone] 9:55 pm: then we go to your place, mine is a mess
[Appa] 9:55 pm: Somebody want to jump in.?
[WCA Baker] 9:55 pm: what?
[electioneer] 9:55 pm: that explains my fur and those two berris in between my legs
[WCA Baker] 9:55 pm: sure
[WCA Baker] 9:55 pm: idc
[Cryzone] 9:55 pm: L
[Cryzone] 9:55 pm: O
[Gatorlangman] 9:55 pm: thanks appa for the help
[Cryzone] 9:55 pm: L
[Cryzone] 9:56 pm: ELEC

Oh man, Ive got to stop saying things that go in the thread . . . .

lol...I wonder what admin thinks when he sees this stuff....

"What did I create???"

Today was a hidous day on chat. You do NOT want to know what we started saying . PM and we can gossip

HA...I suggest no women go on ASF chat...theyre all perverts!!!!!!

they're? You are too.

I never denied it....something about a whip

I think you mean "we're?"

did you not read my reply? I said I never denied it....anywho...I have an Idea

rather than having 50 mods (which it seems like it)
we should have a majority vote ban feature
much easier and the blame doesnt lie on one mod

Not that you denied it, but that your first one didn't make sense, I just thought it makes more sense as "we're."

Fine WERE all perverts...its no fun if noones a perv

*We're*

Were wouldn't make sense either, silly :D.

sure...well tis whole thread has dotten REALLY awkward for me so I apologise for not "Doin' My Thang!"

Don't try to be everyone's English teacher

Oh, I will. I figured if I pointed out the earlier mistake, I might as well point out that one :).

And they say airsoft chat is for airsoft . . .