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 Feb 26 2010, 04:50 PM
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[tyguy94920] 3:46 pm: Yo *slangterm for friends, bros, fellow chatgoers, etc*
[Eat My M4] 3:46 pm: stop being fat --------------------  I left my popcorn out in the rain and now it is squishy.... *was* zendell in chat. ASF chat's dirty ole man. |
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Feb 26 2010, 08:26 PM
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 hacklenubzM16 Group: Moderator Level 2 Posts: 2,271 Joined: 15-March 08 From: Georgia Member No.: 37,428 |
kav but I will have the 9001th post
and the 1337th post --------------------  [airborne101] 9:18 pm: this is an airsoft forum, not a boobs forum |
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Feb 26 2010, 10:33 PM
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 Banned User Group: Elite Posts: 507 Joined: 14-May 09 From: Bilbao, Espana Member No.: 48,502 |
@ Lizzard
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Feb 27 2010, 01:08 AM
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 Gunslinger One Group: Elite Posts: 3,237 Joined: 17-October 07 From: Everywhere and nowhere at once, CA Member No.: 33,792 |
I have the 1004th post.
-------------------- QUOTE (Slayer750 @ Feb 1 2010, 11:23 PM)  So then I becam the hero of the field and I maed some frends and becam an honerary fireman becuz of how good my skillz wer. Best day of my life. Got questions or need help on anything? AIM me at Lizzard2301, and I'll give it my best shot. I'm usually logged on. The above has recieved the official seal of approval of Aimfor1337. |
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Feb 28 2010, 08:53 PM
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 ASF's "takes it too far" guy Group: Elite Posts: 1,693 Joined: 19-November 08 From: Littleton MA Member No.: 44,801 |
[DM Hackle] 8:52 pm: where it shows nudity or partial nudity, uses racism, profanity, or vulgar terms
[Romeo_Delta] 8:52 pm: Can you go into detail about PARTIAL nudity? --------------------  Your friendly neighborhood melodic deathmetal fanatic. |
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Mar 1 2010, 04:06 PM
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 Plead the 5th.  Group: Authorized Seller Elite Posts: 1,274 Joined: 23-November 08 From: Massapequa, New York Member No.: 44,888 |
[marine scout sniper] 4:00 pm: I fix all types of airsoft guns
[tyguy94920] 4:00 pm: I put a literal $(%* load of work in that XM8 [Eat My M4] 4:01 pm: brb, gotta go check my paint. [X Di Sniper xX] 4:01 pm: Marine [X Di Sniper xX] 4:01 pm: Do you fix systema glocks? [X Di Sniper xX] 4:01 pm: Mine is really bad [Lobby]: p4ndora has entered at 4:01 pm [Gecko] 4:01 pm: Yeah, gotta love the crappy indies where the muzzle flash is a big yellow animation... [marine scout sniper] 4:01 pm: its it gas [p4ndora] 4:02 pm: ... [X Di Sniper xX] 4:02 pm: Yes [X Di Sniper xX] 4:02 pm: The systema glock is gas [X Di Sniper xX] 4:02 pm: Can you fix it [X Di Sniper xX] 4:02 pm: Its having trouble [marine scout sniper] 4:02 pm: I really don't lik working on gas is it leaking [X Di Sniper xX] 4:02 pm: Its gas powered but it has gears [X Di Sniper xX] 4:02 pm: Looks like the gears are messed up [marine scout sniper] 4:03 pm: I can take a look at it [X Di Sniper xX] 4:03 pm: sounds good [X Di Sniper xX] 4:03 pm: Il PM you on th forums [marine scout sniper] 4:03 pm: I live in texas tho [Gecko] 4:03 pm: And of course, there are the movies where the hero does a sweep with an LMG, and all the bad guys just die. [X Di Sniper xX] 4:03 pm: No big I live in spain [X Di Sniper xX] 4:03 pm: I can pay for shipping --------------------  Thanks Dodge for the awesome userbars! QUOTE [vietec] 8:10 pm: +389 for Douglas QUOTE (surfthetoilet @ Feb 4 2010, 09:47 PM) I seriously think you need to be checked for autism. |
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Mar 1 2010, 06:16 PM
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 ASF Citizen Group: Elite Posts: 977 Joined: 19-May 08 Member No.: 39,691 |
QUOTE [SHWELL] 5:14 pm: how often do you d.eagle? QUOTE [Dark Star] 5:15 pm: arrr less sodium soy sauce sucks [marctheshark777] 5:15 pm: its weak sauce you could say This post has been edited by TyGuy94920: Mar 1 2010, 06:18 PM -------------------- My Ghillie My Guns/Gear My 'Vette Modular XM8 Under Constructon: The Snipers Guide to the Galaxy  QUOTE (vietec @ Mar 4 2010, 02:57 AM) Dude, those would so be awesome in an auto xB...I think scissor doors would make the car 500HP, but if he got suicide scissor doors...oh my...bugatti Veyron power... |
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Mar 1 2010, 06:44 PM
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 Premier Nubologist and People's Great Chat Hero Group: Elite Posts: 4,805 Joined: 7-June 08 From: North Bay Area, CA Member No.: 40,316 |
LOL weak sauce...
Obvious fix for unsalty soy sauce, add salt... derp. -------------------- |
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Mar 1 2010, 10:19 PM
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 ASF Citizen Group: Authorized Seller Elite Posts: 258 Joined: 16-August 09 From: Minnesota Member No.: 50,974 |
[Tux] 9:18 pm: I don't need a hat rack, I'm a manequin.
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Mar 3 2010, 04:00 PM
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 Dat cost you sipdeenfipdy. Group: Moderator Posts: 1,206 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Georgia Member No.: 34,402 |
reloaded recon4] 3:58 pm: the only thing I have against hopup is that what if I were shooting from far away then I got close up? my bbs would fly right
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Mar 8 2010, 11:57 PM
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ASF Citizen Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: 2-October 09 From: Fort Smith, Arkansas Member No.: 52,079 |
[zendell] 10:32 pm: sounds like dudom needs to take his pants off
[Lobby]: dt680 has left at 10:32 pm [zendell] 10:38 pm: yea, I wouldn't say /b/ actually talks, it has simply grown advanced enough to make the bile coming out of it's mouth form words [zendell] 11:14 pm: asl? [zendell] 11:14 pm: like older guys who get frisky? [zendell] 11:14 pm: address please? [zendell] 11:14 pm: brb [GI Jew] 11:14 pm: TROLL!!!!1 [Lobby]: -Spectre- has left at 11:14 pm [Madkows] 12:53 am: Dash [Madkows] 12:53 am: Carter has nice teeth. This post has been edited by jIMMY37: Mar 9 2010, 01:55 AM -------------------- I left my popcorn out in the rain and now it is squishy.... *was* zendell in chat. ASF chat's dirty ole man. |
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Mar 9 2010, 01:41 AM
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ASF Citizen Group: Elite Posts: 977 Joined: 19-May 08 Member No.: 39,691 |
QUOTE [zendell] 12:38 am: night guys
[zendell] 12:38 am: ma'am zendell tips his had to kowz Madkows curtsies. [zendell] 12:39 am: and guys, keep an eye out for bears, they can smell the menstration [zendell] 12:39 am: HYA! zendell rides off [GI Jew] 12:39 am: Madkows is ashun? [tyguy94920] 12:39 am: ROFL!!!!!! -------------------- My Ghillie My Guns/Gear My 'Vette Modular XM8 Under Constructon: The Snipers Guide to the Galaxy QUOTE (vietec @ Mar 4 2010, 02:57 AM) Dude, those would so be awesome in an auto xB...I think scissor doors would make the car 500HP, but if he got suicide scissor doors...oh my...bugatti Veyron power... |
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Mar 9 2010, 01:50 AM
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Premier Nubologist and People's Great Chat Hero Group: Elite Posts: 4,805 Joined: 7-June 08 From: North Bay Area, CA Member No.: 40,316 |
Dubble fail.
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Mar 9 2010, 11:00 AM
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ASF Citizen Group: Authorized Seller Elite Posts: 258 Joined: 16-August 09 From: Minnesota Member No.: 50,974 |
QUOTE (Kavurcen @ Mar 9 2010, 12:50 AM) Dubble fail. I hope this spealing fail was on purpose. also: [great50cal] 3:36 pm: tm does not have great quality This post has been edited by stickydude1: Mar 9 2010, 04:44 PM -------------------- sig by me and props to Dodge for the user-bars! |
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Mar 9 2010, 10:55 PM
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 ASF Citizen  Group: Authorized Seller Paid Posts: 178 Joined: 18-February 08 From: Burnsville, MN Member No.: 36,507 |
Take anything he says. Post it here, lulz will be had...
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Mar 10 2010, 04:57 PM
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ASF's "takes it too far" guy Group: Elite Posts: 1,693 Joined: 19-November 08 From: Littleton MA Member No.: 44,801 |
[Dark Star] 4:55 pm: I might open up a shop that will rival Noobies
[Dark Star] 5:12 pm: war is pointless This post has been edited by p4ndora: Mar 10 2010, 05:16 PM -------------------- Your friendly neighborhood melodic deathmetal fanatic. |
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Mar 10 2010, 06:13 PM
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Premier Nubologist and People's Great Chat Hero Group: Elite Posts: 4,805 Joined: 7-June 08 From: North Bay Area, CA Member No.: 40,316 |
[Jub] 3:07 pm: Oh hey nick. Sorry about last night
Nobody in chat can triforce, for some reason. Failures. ∆
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Mar 10 2010, 06:57 PM
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Dat cost you sipdeenfipdy. Group: Moderator Posts: 1,206 Joined: 20-November 07 From: Georgia Member No.: 34,402 |
[Gecko] 6:55 pm: Stop the laughing, or I'll lick you in the balls!
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Mar 10 2010, 07:56 PM
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 Memberator Group: Authorized Seller Elite Posts: 1,289 Joined: 15-September 07 From: Missouri Member No.: 33,240 |
^Meh, that was on purpose. While it may be funny at first, the fact that it wasn't an accident makes it less lulz.
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Mar 10 2010, 08:23 PM
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Premier Nubologist and People's Great Chat Hero Group: Elite Posts: 4,805 Joined: 7-June 08 From: North Bay Area, CA Member No.: 40,316 |
As the high-horse downtalking egotist I am, I needed to claim my dominance and superiority by triforcing seamlessly.
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Mar 11 2010, 07:39 AM
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Memberator Group: Authorized Seller Elite Posts: 1,289 Joined: 15-September 07 From: Missouri Member No.: 33,240 |
^It's not good anywhere because it isn't good at all.
<AT>Kav: You can display your dominance by not spreading cancerous memes around ASF. -------------------- |
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Mar 11 2010, 05:00 PM
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 male genetalia Group: Elite Posts: 781 Joined: 30-January 08 From: The Region, Indiana Member No.: 35,975 |
QUOTE [G36cguy] 3:57 pm: what brand ov gunz has gunz that can shoot real bullets I lold -------------------- QUOTE (X Di Sniper xX @ Feb 13 2010, 09:29 AM) Eege is that wierd kid in the back of your classroom who always gets 100 on tests..  QUOTE [aimfor1337] 11:36 pm: nick you're correct, there ARE lots of "off" people in here, one of them being eege... he's so off you couldnt clamp him to a metal operating table |
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Mar 14 2010, 12:47 AM
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ASF Citizen Group: Member Posts: 62 Joined: 2-October 09 From: Fort Smith, Arkansas Member No.: 52,079 |
The little bit I was there before I was finally(pre-permaban fact post) banned. You must admit, it was lulzy till I went too far.
-------------------- I left my popcorn out in the rain and now it is squishy.... *was* zendell in chat. ASF chat's dirty ole man. |
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Yesterday, 08:13 PM
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male genetalia Group: Elite Posts: 781 Joined: 30-January 08 From: The Region, Indiana Member No.: 35,975 |
I was banned from chat....
*tears up* It's been a good run gentlemen. But like all good things, it had to come to an end at some point. -------------------- QUOTE (X Di Sniper xX @ Feb 13 2010, 09:29 AM) Eege is that wierd kid in the back of your classroom who always gets 100 on tests.. QUOTE [aimfor1337] 11:36 pm: nick you're correct, there ARE lots of "off" people in here, one of them being eege... he's so off you couldnt clamp him to a metal operating table |
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Yesterday, 08:47 PM
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Premier Nubologist and People's Great Chat Hero Group: Elite Posts: 4,805 Joined: 7-June 08 From: North Bay Area, CA Member No.: 40,316 |
:sadphaice:
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Yesterday, 11:30 PM
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 PTW>everything else Group: Authorized Seller Paid Posts: 1,302 Joined: 25-March 08 From: Georgia Member No.: 37,765 |
QUOTE (p4ndora @ Mar 10 2010, 05:57 PM) [Dark Star] 4:55 pm: I might open up a shop that will rival Noobies [Dark Star] 5:12 pm: war is pointless lol Dark Star fail -------------------- |
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