If my face was green then the people under my bed would buy me ice cream so I could have a penguin that has laser eye powers to heat his soup that he got off an Alaskan fan dealer who likes a certain polar bear that's having a love affair with Micheal Jackson even though he wears masks over his fake nose that is full of chocolate that is always exactly 3 years old because there is always some falling out or going back in because his plastic surgeon has a squirrel that likes throwing stone nuts at cars so they can make trees to create oxygen so all living animals can fart happy gasses to make all the dolphins laugh enough to make the hammerhead sharks jealous, which in turn, make them want to get a giant water gun to squelch all the volcano fires so the dolphins wont have any reason to laugh unless they got an Xbox and sold it to bill gates. But if I didn't have a green face I could rule the world.

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